Saturday, 29 November 2008

BIFOCAL CONTACT LENS – MADE IN CHINA

What are Bifocals?

I only spoke to a bifocal once - and that was my own father, who happened to be drunk at the time, a cheap contact lens, a out of focus bifocal. In the factory, Bifocals were the dredge of society. Do you know all bifocals come from the ground? do you know they are children of the Chinese scientist.

My father was a bifocal, a lens made in china. Well, so he claimed. I had trouble believing he was anything but a second-class piece of glass. My mother, god bless her heart, was a Orthkeratolical lens, a night swimmer, so to speak. Bifocals are unpredictable. They will never have your back. Lenses are usually a noble species, but Bifocals are (and remember my father was one) – scum.

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