COLORED CONTACT LENS – SAFEETY TIPS AND SHAKY HIPS

We had a Colored Contact Lens in the factory called Charlie, who happened to be a in charge of safety tips and tricks within the manufacturing sector. He had a girlfriend who happened to be a Gothic Contact Lens and a complete bitch from Bejing, a thing you could not please, used and abused, so to speak. He died a while back and we were all pretty sad, except for the Cheap bifocal lenses who were under constant pressure from Charlie to get with the program in the safety department. Colored Lenses are usually a fashion accessory, and as such, not designed to be used in accordance with the laws of the lens. Nevertheless, I always liked them. I never had a problem with them - and I miss Charlie, the colored contact lens, who happened to have a bitch of a girlfriend.